( I said I would post this six days ago. Now I say, screw you guys. )

Dear god, this was 17 pages, single spaced, 10 point font. I hope you game report fans appreciate the work I'm putting into this.

( At last, a game! )

I have the impression that these game reports are reasonably popular. If you're reading these and liking them, let me know: it DOES inspire me to work faster and better at them!

( With their greatest foe -- a fellow PC -- vanquished, the players turn to the usual nonsense... )

( Aibghalien: Dead people have relatively poor Con modifiers. )

( Must catch up... must catch up... )

( A game report on time? You must vanquish the dread demons of work! )

( Fresh from last night, it's yesterday night! )

( I keep feeling like I should distinguish these more, somehow... )

( Days late and dollars short, come enjoy a game report! )

( This adventure could be summed up in two hand gestures. )